Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Finally my girlfriend woke up in a good mood

She showed me her tits, so I fucked her - as long as they're giving it to me, I should take it 😅

I'll take off my teacher's pants and fuck him — it's more fun to fuck

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test